10 Most Annoying People At The Gym

Rather than working out, the Rico Suave lurks silently until he finds his prey: a female. In a flash, he pounces and drops any of the following on an unsuspecting female victim: Hey, do you need a spot?, So, you like working out, eh?, Do you mind if I do my bicep curls (and grunt) directly in front of you despite the fact there is plenty of space elsewhere?, You want to get a protein shake after this? Hint:The large majority of females at the gym are there for one purpose: to get a workout and clear their head. Unless the female you are attempting to woo is a Bar Star (see below), let her exercise in peace and save your pickup lines (and the inevitable rejections) for the bar that night. 10. The Bar Star:The female equivalent of the Rico Suave. Tube top, hoop earrings, a pound of make-up, and not a bead of sweat the Max Workouts ebook defining features of the Bar Star. Much like Rico above, the Bar Star frequents a gym not for any fitness purpose, but to find a suitable mate. If I had my way, each gym would actually have a designated room where the Ricos and the Bar Stars could aggregate. The room would be void of any actual equipment, since equipment is only ever used by these individuals as a prop for their posing or as camouflage for their lurking.
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